Two paddlers sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.
Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
Q: What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?
Q: What is a cheerleaders favorite food?
Q: What does the winner of a race lose?
A: Her breath.
Q: How do athletes stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans!
Q: What’s harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your breath!
Q: Why did the coach go to the bank?
A: To get his quarter back!
Q: Why did the surfer wear a baseball mitt?
A: Because she wanted to catch the wave!
Q: Why should you not play sports in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs!
Old Skiers Never Die.
They Just Go Downhill.