March Madness: Basketball Jokes

With March Madness upon us, the pressure is on and the stakes are high for all the teams hoping to make it to Indianapolis. Whether you’re attending a live game, going to a viewing party or just talking brackets with your friends, here are some basketball jokes you might want to keep on hand this month.

Q: What do basketball players and babies have in common?
A
: They both dribble!

Q: What’s harder to catch the faster you run?
A
: Your breath!

Q: Why do basketball players love cookies?
A
: Because they can dunk them!

Q: Why should you not play sports in the jungle?
A
: There are too many cheetahs!

Q: What’s the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
A: One drools and the other dribbles.

Q: Why was Cinderella such a bad player?
A: Her coach was a pumpkin.

Feel free to add any favorites that we haven’t included.

2 comments
rose
rose

Q: Why did the basketball player go to the doctor?
A: To get lots of shots!

ally
ally

Q: Why was Cinderella thrown off the team?
A: She ran away from the ball.