With March Madness upon us, the pressure is on and the stakes are high for all the teams hoping to make it to Indianapolis. Whether you’re attending a live game, going to a viewing party or just talking brackets with your friends, here are some basketball jokes you might want to keep on hand this month.
Q: What do basketball players and babies have in common?
A: They both dribble!
Q: What’s harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your breath!
Q: Why do basketball players love cookies?
A: Because they can dunk them!
Q: Why should you not play sports in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs!
Q: What’s the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
A: One drools and the other dribbles.
Q: Why was Cinderella such a bad player?
A: Her coach was a pumpkin.
Feel free to add any favorites that we haven’t included.